Drink, Drank, Drunk
Did you know there is something passed Drunk?
If you Drink or Drank too much
There is always time to be Jrunk!
That's right, Drunk with a "J" is always the best way
To Drink, Drank and be Jrunk
Being Jrunk is having no control of your body
You sway left, sway right, sway every which way
Dancing is second nature to you
Laughing is constant, never stopping
Handshaking never felt so great
Vomiting is permitted without failure
It may take you a long time to get to this final stage
And you may ask yourself:
Is it worth it?
Well, it is better than Browning Out.
My friends and I have a joke, well mostly me, but spelling "drunk" with a "j" seems right. The Browning Out is in reference to It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. The shows characters don't black out, they brown out and can remember bits and pieces of the night before.
I hope you enjoy!