Monday, April 29, 2013

My Window

Elementary my dear
1 + 1 = WINDOW
Do you not believe me?
Give me your hands and I will show you:
Make a 1 with your left index finger
Make a + both of your index fingers
Make a 1 with your right index finger
Make an = with both index fingers
And there you have it,
A widow.
You can pear through.
Stick your figures through.
Clean thoroughly with waiter and slop.
Your window.

This is an experimental poem. I like how I learned this dumb joke in elementary school and it stuck with me so long. If you really do what I said in the poem, it does make a window; mind-blowing, I know.

I hope you enjoy!

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