Why, oh why was I given such a plain name?
What was my mother thinking? I hate my name.
There are not enough syllables or accent marks.
Also, thanks my plain middle name, MOM.
Now I get friends and colleagues asking why I don't go by that.
I'm not angry with you, but frustrated beyond belief.
I have to live with this name for the rest of my life.
Oh, by the way, Happy Mother's Day!
Sean John Combs
I thought this short poem would be funny. Think of a celebrity with a plain name who wanted a change and would be known for it. That's when Sean John Combs, aka Diddy, P. Diddy, Puff Daddy, Puffy, Puff, came to mind.
I hope you enjoy!