Tuesday, June 18, 2013
No Laughing Matter
Booty, why did my mother call it that when I was a baby
Bottom, the first funny word I learned as a child
Rear end, please don't spank it again
Butt, the second funny word I learned as a child
Bum, not only a person but also my backside
Hiney, the third funny word I learned, as an adolescent
Ass, the way to swear without being incompetent
Arse, the fourth funny word I learned, as an adult
Posterior, use in doctors offices always
When you think about it, there are many different ways to say butt. I thought I could point out some and make a list poem out of it. Some of these may be true, but others are jokes. Can you pick ones that can relate to me? I hope some relate to you.
I hope you enjoy!