Tuesday, July 2, 2013

Corn Haze

Corn has never looked so disgusting
Whenever I see its yellow sight
I want to vomit discreetly
Why did corn have to be ruined for me
If ever there is a projectile of food thrown at me
Corn is usually involved in some way
It acts as a consistent glue for other materials
What side do I want with my steak
NOT CORN
Would you like some corn on the cob?
NOPE
Mexican food loves corn in everything
I'm even afraid of cream of corn
Why did I have a kid


This is a very disgusting poem, but I thought it had to be known that sometimes, children who go to the bathroom DID NOT EAT ANY CORN?!?!? I have not experienced this, but only heard stories. I will avoid changing diapers as much as possible.

I hope you enjoy!

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