Thursday, November 14, 2013

A Frozen Treat

There is no greater joy!

Than taking the first bite

Out of ice cream...

That is over one year old

The flavor does not matter
There is no flavor by now
If it was chocolate
It most likely taste like vanilla
Or an aged chocolate bar
Any spoon will bend with regularity
Hot water would turn it to mush
Maybe the trash is well suited for this

But wait!

It is ice cream...

That is over one year old...

I will eat it!


I bought some ice cream at the campus I work at. I looked on the bottom and I think it was made and had been in the freezer since 10/26. I was pissed when my spoon broke and the peanut butter was clumped together. I still ate it.

I hope you enjoy!

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