Wednesday, November 20, 2013

No Biggie, God

Doomsday is right around the corner.
If you don't believe me, take a peek.
As you can see, people are not worth saving.
I tell them to fall right off the side of the world.
While yes, it is a long drop, you will still be alive.
Just an eternity in the depths of hell, no biggie.
Are you asking if it is hot down there?
Not really, just tons of dudes in pain and misery, no biggie.
You say that you heard that someone's wife died,
And was taken to hell by accident?
Then the man went to hell to try to save her soul?
This sounds like a movie plot, but I don't make mistakes like that.
Many of your friends are down there waiting for you.
They have so much to tell you and want you to not worry.
They will take good care of you down there.
The end of the world is upon us.
Do not forget to tuck and role if caught on fire.
It may save your life for a little longer,
But at least you are getting out of the frying pan.
If you want to join me, try your best to stay calm.
It is a real testament to join me and my followers.
No biggie though, everyone has some place they must go.


I hope you enjoy!

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