"FASTEN SEAT BELT WHILE SEATED"
These words scare the living shit out of me
My intuition screams for me to change each phrase
Why can't the seat be more friendly and familiar
"FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELT WHILE SEATED"
That is much better since it feels more personal
Oh know, every chair needs to be fixed now
I hope when I call the flight attendant
They do what I did since I already feel insecure
Remember, the customer is always right
Where is my goddamn drink with complementary nuts
I hate what is written on the seats as you can tell.
I hope you enjoy!