Purell is no ordinary product
It is THE product for COLLEGE
Are your hand dirty
Do they have ink, lead or chemicals on them
Use Purell, the purest of ale
Oh, you see what I did there
Drinking ALWAYS intrigues the mind,
Bodily functions and procrastination
How else would students be able to study
Alcohol makes COLLEGE tolerable
With probability test happening less often
If I walk into this building at this time
What is the chance a Purell container will be there
I've noticed at the campus I work at that Purell is EVERYWHERE. You cannot go into a building without seeing hand-sanitizer in the corner, at a front counter, or even near the bathroom.
I hope you enjoy!